How to Tell if Someone is Lying
Are you concerned about people lying to you? Are you a big fat liar? Do you speak to wolves? Dishonesty is a big problem in today's world. From kids telling you they never touched the cookie jar, to the politician saying he cares about you, lying is something we all have to deal with almost every day. But how can you tell who's lying to you? Is there some kind of sign?
There are several indicators of lying. If a person seems to look to the left, this may be a sign of dishonesty. If they sweat and don't want to look you in the eye, you may be hearing a lie. When their wooden nose grows and sprouts leaves, they are definitely lying. If they are in politics, pay careful attention to tell the truth from the falsehood.
Try and surround yourself with good, honest people and chances are you won't have to deal with liars that often. And please, try to be honest yourself. One thing this world could do without is dishonest people. Especially the ones whose pants explode!
I lie all the time. Should I wear asbestos pants?
You might consider it. Wait a minute, are you lying right now?
Is it wrong to lie?
Depends, if you are lying about love, then yes; if you are lying about eating the last cookie, then no!
If I don't sweat when I lie what should I do?
Go into politics.
I can communicate with wolves and I never lie. Is your chart wrong?
Listen Wolfman, stop lying about not lying. We know how you wolf-talkers are!
If I look to the right, will I be more credible?
Only to someone who analyzes mannerisms to determine honesty. Look people in the eye if you want them to believe you.
If I travel to the future, will people still lie?
You don't have enough power in your Flux Capacitor to reach that far into the future. Just tell the truth McFly!
Can I lie to ChaCha?
Never! We know everything. And your pants will catch fire if you do!
Can I tell if my husband is lying?
If he won't look you in the eye and stutters when he tells you things, he may be lying. Also look for lipstick on his shirt if you really want to know why he wasn't home last night.
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