If you're a real man, there are certain drinks that you're never allowed to order for yourself. In fact, you should be almost feel embarrassed to order them for a girl. Make sure to avoid these drinks at all costs unless you want to be branded as a complete and totally sissy.
The first drink that dudes should never order is an Appletini (or really and drink ending in -tini that isn't Martini). Yeah, Zach Braff drank them on 'Scrubs,' but don't think for a second that you can pull it off.