December 6, 2012
Earlier this week, Rasheed Wallace earned the impressive honor of getting tossed after 85 seconds of playing time. After an unnecessary hit on the Suns' Luis Scola earned Wallace the first tech, number two hilariously came when Sheed screamed his inane go-to, "Ball don't lie," after the Suns' Goran Dragic missed the free throw.
This wasn't the first time Sheed has gotten the boot for seemingly nothing. He once got ejected for staring down a ref. To add a little context, Wallace had been on an unprecedented streak of games with technical fouls that season and was banned from speaking with the referees. So he took to staring down the ref as he strutted the court.