Hilarious Brand Name Drops on 'Shit My Dad Says'

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Justin Halpern tweets his father's vulgar nuggets of comedy gold that he spouts off at any moment.

Mr. Halpern seems to speak his mind about everything, and we are all better for it. Here, he makes good use of some product names in his slams. I presume he won't be getting any free shit from most of these companies, but who knows, the world is a fucked up place.