Twilight Weddings

Twi-hard Weddings 1 of 12

So you're having a Twilight-themed wedding? Congratulations! You're modeling your marriage around one of the worst examples of "love" in literary history. You've also just chosen one of the most laughable and morbid themes for your wedding, because the only way to do a Twilight wedding (unless you're copying the glossed-up-for-the-silver-screen version in the movie) is to deck it out in red and black. Lots of black. And a shit-ton of apples.

I will never understand what made you think this was a good idea, and if your wedding incorporates anything from the next few slides, you might as well un-invite me now, because I will never let you live it down.