Every man is obsessed with his penis. By obsessed, I mean completely and totally in love. To a man, his package is everything, and its size is basically the most important thing in his life.
If he happened to be given the short end of the stick, he spends his whole life trying to escape the barely noticeable shadow of his tiny manhood. But how does he do that? How can he make the world think he's hung like a horse?
Well, there are a few ways that small men try to overcompensate for their slight physique, though just about everyone can tell exactly what he's trying to do. Click through this gallery to see all the ways he might be overcompensating for his tiny junk!