How to Be a Bad Neighbor

Blast Your Music 1 of 11

No matter where you move, there's always that one neighbor that everyone hates. They tend to have no sense of respect and will make your life a living hell until one of you moves. If you end up next to a bad neighbor, the only way to win is to fight fire with fire. It's time for you to become the worst neighbor imaginable.

The first part of becoming a bad neighbor is simple, share your musical tastes by blasting your tunes at a ridiculous volume. This might mean investing in a bigger and better sound system to really get the point across. If your neighbor comes and ask you to turn the music down, say okay and proceed to turn it up even louder. Ideally, you'll also want to do these things:

  • Play songs that are extremely annoying (and not popular).
  • Randomly start playing music in the middle of the night.
  • Soundproof your bedroom so that you can sleep.