"Sports" We Wish Were in the Olympics

Speed Texting 1 of 11

I think there are a lot of people who could compete in this one. The concept is simple, give every Olympian the same smartphone and see who can text specific messages the fastest. Obviously we wouldn't be worried about the speed of your carrier here, just to see how quickly someone could mash those buttons. We all know that so many of these Olympic athletes are only in their teens, and I can guess that there are plenty of 13 year olds that could demolish even the strongest of athletes at this hypothetical event.