Ideas For Punishing Bad Drivers

Electric Shock Collars 1 of 8

I think most of us can agree that there are far too many crazies on the road, and they usually get away with all of their awful driving behaviors. After they commit these egregious acts, I think we should enact some disciplinary procedures to help teach them the error of their ways.

If we can use shock collars to train dogs to exhibit good behavior, why can't we use them on humans to teach them how to drive like decent human beings? Here's what should happen:

  • Put the collar on the person, then connect the collar to the car
  • The car senses when the driver is about to be a complete tool
  • The collar shocks said tool
  • Tool proceeds to drive with a little more common sense

I should get a patent on this one.

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