How Do You Write a Hit Song Without Really Trying?

1. Loud, Electronic Background Noise 1 of 8

Creating a hit song can make you rich in an instant, and it really isn't all that difficult! Take a look at the pop charts on any given day, and you'll see that most of these songs could be written and performed by a first grader with a cheap set of pots and pans. Now it's your turn to shine!

The first step to creating a worldwide hit song is to pick the perfect backing track. It should be:

  • Repetitive
  • Chock full of thumping bass
  • Electronic in nature
  • Partially stolen from a popular song of the 80s or 90s

Once you've put together the most nonsensical and lazy background noise possible, it's time to move on to step number two...