Stupid Things Men Complain About

8. Being Called Gay 1 of 9

When a straight man finds out his sexuality is in question, you'd think someone just broke into his house and murdered his dog. It's like someone took a sledgehammer to his manhood. Basically, it's the end of the world as he knows it.

This is completely ridiculous, for two reasons:

  • It's not an insult to be called gay.
  • If you're secure in your sexuality, it won't matter what people say.

Haven't you ever heard a woman say that all the good men are either taken or gay? If you come off as gay, you're in with the ladies! So quit pouting about it, dude. You look like a pansy.