So, you think you're ready to meet her parents. Are you sure you're prepared to take such a monumental step in your relationship? Do you really believe you can impress them?
Because honey, I hate to break it to you, but you can't. Here's why.
You're a lazy slob. All you want to do is lounge around the house all day eating potato chips and playing video games, and none of that is appealing to your girl's parents! (Nor is it all that appealing to your girl.) Take a shower, for Pete's sake! You smell like a month-old used pair of Depends.