What Does Your Facial Hair Say About You?

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What your full beard says about you depends somewhat on how well you maintain it.

If you wear it neatly groomed and at a short to medium length, like George Clooney, it means you are an alpha male, secure with your place in the world and in your life.

If you let it get a little wild, like Joaquin Phoenix did at one point, it can show that you are either artsy and unpredictable or that you just don't give a crap anymore.