What Texts Should You Never Send to Your Girlfriend?

"Make Me a Sandwich" 1 of 11

I'm not even sure where to begin on how many levels of wrong this can be. For one, it implies that a girlfriend should be in domestic servitude to her significant other. Two, you're really lazy enough to text that? If there's one thing a girl hates, it's a lazy boyfriend. If you want to order her around, forget it!