Why Do People Think Milking is Cool?

Milking: The Newest Form of Complete Stupidity 1 of 8

It baffles me as to why anyone would think "milking" is cool. It's literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen and done a lot of stupid stuff. How is the idea of pouring a gallon of milk over your head even funny? Answer: it's not. It's dumb, and if you think it's amusing, you should've been locked up in a mental institution years ago.

At least planking was sort of clever. This idea could only have come from the lowest, smelliest spot in the bowels of human intelligence. The scum of the earth, if you will. If this thing catches on, there is no hope.

Click through for some more reasons that milking is the most pathetic excuse for a prank in the history of time.