What Are Wildly Inappropriate Stocking Stuffers?

Dashboard Stripper 1 of 11

Guys love ogling at beautiful ladies, and many guys make a pastime of hitting the strip club to watch those beautiful ladies take it off and hit the pole. Most of those same men would probably be thrilled with the opportunity to have a buxom cowgirl bouncing around on their dashboard during their everyday commutes.

However, just as they would feel uncomfortable pulling up to their child's school or the dentist's office with a well-endowed cowgirl straddling a pole on the dashboard, similar unease would set in should they unwrap her on Christmas. There's a place and a time for strippers and pole dancing, but in the living room on Christmas morning is neither the place nor the time.