Are you fond of cookies and milk? Do you eat so many sweets that even your diabetes has diabetes? Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Throw on a red and white furry suit, get out there, and clean out some refrigerators, for the good of Christmas!
Remember, though: if you are lactose intolerant, don't even think about being Santa. You are a failure and nobody likes you.
Click through to see more criteria for becoming the next St. Nick!