What's the Recipe for a Hit Adam Sandler Movie?

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It's incredibly easy to come up with an idea for a hit Adam Sandler movie. All you need are a few simple ingredients, and bam! You'll be raking in the dough in no time at all.

First, cast The Hot Girlfriend. Pick some random hot chick off of the street that no one's ever heard of. Then, when the camera ogles her semi-nude body at every turn, you won't have to feel like you're being disrespectful to an actual person! It's brilliant.

No matter how douchey, lazy, or idiotic Sandler's character is, he will always win over The Hot Girlfriend by the end of the film. What does she see in him? Who knows. And who cares! She's just a faceless bimbo, after all. Maybe he offered her a piece of gum.