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About Funny Quotes
Engaged in a conversation with someone you want to impress but caught in dummy mode and can't quite find that bold statement you need? We have compiled quotable humor from the greatest of comedians and writers. Don't leave home without a few of these in your phone. txt ALERT FNQ to 242-242 (ChaCha) for a daily quote Funny Quote, or text FNQ for a sample.
About Confucius Say
Confucius, the Chinese philosopher who was born on September 28, 551 BCE in Qufu, Zhou Dynasty. He was very wise and spawned Confucianism, followed by millions of Chinese before the Maoist revolution. His sayings have spawned jokes and sayings in the venerable style that he actually used in his writings.
About Car
A car is a land-based transportation device that runs using some type of fuel and has four wheels (occasionally three). The first automobile powered by a combustion engine was created in 1807, and today approximately one car exists for every eleven people in the world.
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