Are there any parody nursery rhymes?


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Here are a few 21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 1Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallThanks to a litigious culture, and a legal vultureHumpty Dumpty made a big score. 21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 2It's raining, it's pouring;Politicians are snoring.They had their chanceTo save the worldNow we’re screwed by global warming. 21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 3Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair;Said Simple Simon to the pie man "what have you got there?"Said the pie man to Simple Simon "what do you expect me to have?"“I’m the pie man so I’ve got pies you dozy chav” Thank you! ChaCha!

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