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Confucius says: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
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Ingrish: Tokyo hotel Sign 'Forbidden to steal hotel towels! If u are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.'
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There's an Asian, an Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving? The cop.
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Confucius says virginity like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
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What do you call a Chinese male prostitute? . . . . . Gee Goh Low ( gigolo )
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What do you call a Chinese person who's overweight? . . . . . Wei Wan Tan ( weigh one ton )
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Confucius says man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
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Confucius says man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
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Confucius says: Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
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About Confucius Say
Confucius, the Chinese philosopher who was born on September 28, 551 BCE in Qufu, Zhou Dynasty. He was very wise and spawned Confucianism, followed by millions of Chinese before the Maoist revolution. His sayings have spawned jokes and sayings in the venerable style that he actually used in his writings.
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