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Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A. It matches their moustache.

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Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

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Q. How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color? A. By studying what oil spills did to seaweed

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Q: Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers? A: Because they can't keep their calves together.

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Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. 'Has the blonde left yet? '

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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

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Q. Who makes bras for brunettes? A. Fisher-Price

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Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

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Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color? A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

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