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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Another Chuck Norris fact?

Answered - 19 days ago at 7:44pm on May 08 2012

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Thanks for asking ChaCha!

Answered by Robert M. - 1105 days ago at 3:50pm on May 18 2009

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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. ChaCha for now!

Answered by Jessica B. - 1131 days ago at 5:05pm on Apr 22 2009

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. Thank you for ChaCha-ing with me!

Answered by Ashleigh P. - 1157 days ago at 5:46pm on Mar 27 2009

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Answered by Elizabeth D. - 1157 days ago at 4:35pm on Mar 27 2009

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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Thanks for ChaChaing!

Answered by Kara M. - 1157 days ago at 4:31pm on Mar 27 2009

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When someone asks Chuck Norris what time it is he says, 3 seconds til. When they ask until what, he kicks them in the face!

Answered by Ginger G. - 1158 days ago at 5:05pm on Mar 26 2009

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Do the ChaCha!

Answered by Brandon T. - 1158 days ago at 4:10pm on Mar 26 2009

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Here's your ChaCha Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares it to grow. Anything else?

Answered by Laura C. - 1173 days ago at 1:50pm on Mar 11 2009

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Can't get enough Chuck Norris Jokes? Text 242242 to ChaCha for an endless supply. Chuck Norris the actor has been entirely superseded by his mythical identity as the strongman that has inspired thousands of jokes.

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About Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.

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