Can I have a birthday slam?

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Here is your birthday joke! Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles. Thanks for using ChaCha!

Answered by Dave M. - 453 days ago at 11:55am on Mar 01 2011

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Birthday jokes are good material for birthday cards, and are especially necessary as people get older and older. Failing to appreciate the fact that if they weren't getting older they'd be dead, most people (over the age of 21) lament the fact that another birthday has rolled around. It's good to have humor to make the day more enjoyable.

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Doctors are here to make people healthier. When people get sick the doctor’s job is to figure out why. They examine people, listen to them describe their health problems, and do tests to see what is wrong. They give people medicine and other kinds of treatment. They also give advice about diet, exercise, and sleep.

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