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Confucius Say... * Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning. Rock on with ChaCha!
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Claus here, Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Have a great day, ChaCha!
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Confucius Say... * Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning. Rock on with ChaCha!
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Confucius say "War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left."
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Crowded elevator always smell different to midget. Second, dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. ChaCha!
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Man who cut self while shaving, lose face. ChaCha!
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About Confucius Joke
Confucius jokes are humorous takes on how Confucius, if he were alive today, had a dirty mind, and an endless stream of pop culture and sex topics, would share his wisdom.
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