Can I have a fart joke?


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Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew. How else may we assist you today and thanks for using ChaCha!

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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. MORE?

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What would you call the definition of surprise? Answer: A fart with a lump in it.

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One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday. She picked up a really nice MORE

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