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Why do blondes smile during lightning storms? They think someone is taking their picture. Text ChaCha for more blonde jokes.
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How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? Shine a torch in her ears. Thanks for using ChaCha! Text back soon!
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How can you know a blonde's used the computer? There's white-out on the screen.
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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
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Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook? A: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece. More? ChaCha again?
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Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? From eating with forks. ChaCha!
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Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. ChaCha again soon!
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Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Here's your ChaCha Joke: How do blonde brain cells die? Alone...
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A blonde says to a brunette, "When I sip my coffee my eye hur...
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Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
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What is a really funny but clean joke? And no blonde jokes?
Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up! H...
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Brainless Blonde Joke: Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twi...
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Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
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What is a really funny blonde joke/story that is clean?
Laundry folder asks blonde to help find a match for her sock....
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Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC? To open windows 4M...
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What is another good blonde joke?
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
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Tell me a blonde joke for kids?
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What do you give the blonde who has everything? Penicillin. T...
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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the str...
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A blonde says to a brunette, "When I sip my coffee my eye hur...
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Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: The...
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Laundry folder asks blonde to help find a match for her sock....
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How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? Shine a torch in he...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:...
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So these three blondes were trying to get to Disney Land via ...
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What are 3 funny blonde jokes?
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About Blonde Jokes
Blonde jokes have been popular ever since the 1950's when blondes were viewed as brainless ditzes who cared only for their looks. This hold-over from pre-feminist days still has its enthusiastic followers. And some of them are blonde women!
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