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If you have $5 & Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris can eat just 1 Lay's potato chip. ChaCha!
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There are no bombs. Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground. Thanks for using ChaCha! Have a great day!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast on 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds. ChaCha!
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. When in doubt, ChaCha!
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On the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it says Chuck Norris holds all records and these are simply the runners up.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris. Thanks for asking ChaCha!
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Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
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