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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ChaCha!

Answered - 25 days ago at 7:24pm on Jan 16 2012

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Here is a Chuck Norris joke: Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana. Would you like another one? Thanks!

Answered by Alisha L. - 1051 days ago at 4:21pm on Mar 26 2009

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Chuck norris can see a mosquito blink.

Answered by Christopher H. - 1068 days ago at 9:52pm on Mar 09 2009

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Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Want another Chuck Norris joke from ChaCha?

Answered by Matthew L. - 1068 days ago at 8:25pm on Mar 09 2009

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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost. ChaCha again!

Answered by John S. - 1069 days ago at 9:59am on Mar 08 2009

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Do u know how giraffes were born? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the neck! Thanks for using ChaCha!

Answered by Justin R. - 1070 days ago at 12:38am on Mar 07 2009

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Answered by Kelley K. - 1070 days ago at 11:59pm on Mar 06 2009

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ChaCha on!

Answered by Jean A. - 1073 days ago at 1:52am on Mar 04 2009

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