Can you give me some chuck norris jokes?

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. & The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. ChaCha!

Answered - 107 days ago at 1:13pm on Feb 11 2012

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Haha, would you like more? ChaCha!

Answered by Aundria T. - 1157 days ago at 8:12pm on Mar 27 2009

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Answered by Kelli M. - 1157 days ago at 6:38pm on Mar 27 2009

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. ChaCha!

Answered by Tara W. - 1157 days ago at 5:52pm on Mar 27 2009

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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares it to grow.

Answered by Robert M. - 1157 days ago at 5:52pm on Mar 27 2009

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Thanks for using ChaCha!!!

Answered by Mark H. - 1157 days ago at 5:50pm on Mar 27 2009

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Here's a Chuck Norris joke: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Keep on doing the ChaCha!

Answered by Melissa B. - 1157 days ago at 5:46pm on Mar 27 2009

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Here's your ChaCha Joke: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. ChaCha!

Answered - 1164 days ago at 7:36pm on Mar 20 2009

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Jesus turned water to wine. Chuck Norris then turned that wine into whiskey.

Answered by Michael N. - 1175 days ago at 9:27am on Mar 10 2009

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Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.

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