Can you send 5 Chuck Norris jokes?
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Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vege...
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pees.
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Can you give me a Chuck Norris joke about Mars?
Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same pla...
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random house...
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CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vege...
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I can't find a holiday one, but here's a funny one: Chuck Nor...
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows...
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. ChaCha!
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. C...
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CNJ: Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers...
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Will you send me a Chuck Norris and Jesus joke?
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the e...
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I'd say the time for Chuck Norris is past. Those days are gon...
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Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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CNJ: Scientists have recently conceded that after a nuclear w...
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Will you send me a Chuck Norris and Jesus joke?
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the e...
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, C...
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. ...
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CNJ: Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 4M...
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About Heart Attack
Heart attacks are scary things, and can happen to just about anyone, any time. They are the result of a stoppage of blood flow to the heart causing blood cells to die. This usually happens because an artery has been blocked by plaque made up of lipids and white blood cells. If heart attacks are left untreated they can result in severe damage to the heart or death.
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