Can you send me 2 Confucius jokes?
Confucius says crowded elevator always smell different to midget. Confucius says man who scratch butt should not bite fingernail.
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About Confucius Joke
Confucius jokes are humorous takes on how Confucius, if he were alive today, had a dirty mind, and an endless stream of pop culture and sex topics, would share his wisdom.
About Confucius Say
Confucius, the Chinese philosopher who was born on September 28, 551 BCE in Qufu, Zhou Dynasty. He was very wise and spawned Confucianism, followed by millions of Chinese before the Maoist revolution. His sayings have spawned jokes and sayings in the venerable style that he actually used in his writings.
About Elevator
An elevator is a mass transit device that transports people and light loads up and down tall structures. Typically these engineering marvels run using a weight and cable system. They also have a number of safety features like redundant braking.
About Always
Always is a brand of feminine hygiene products under Procter and Gamble that was introduced to the public in 1984. Always brand products include feminine wipes, pads and pantiliners which are sold worldwide.
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