Can you send me a Christmas joke?


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Christmas Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! Keep those questions coming. ChaCha!

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Knock-Knock. Who's There? Mary. Mary who? Mary-Christmas! ChaCha for now!

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? CLAUStrophobic. Happy Holidays from Claus!

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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What does Father Christmas always go down the chimney? Because it "soots" him. Thanks for ChaCha-ing and text back soon!

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Claus here! How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

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If a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for chrismas

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Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A. Because he had low elf esteem.

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What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning? Crisp Kringle! Ha! Want another? Ask Claus!

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