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Description: In case of fire you hav 2 read this msg ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Stupid I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE!!
Nov 12, 09:02pm
Here is one: A thong is like a barbed wire fence: it protects the property without blocking the view! ChaCha on!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I'm at the police station.They caught me & arrested me 4 possession of good looks.I need someone ugly 2 bail me out, so hurry up!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye, A flower can kiss a butterfly, Wine can kiss a frosted glass, But u my friend can kiss my a..!