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CNJ: Chuck Norris once killed a man by simply showing him how to love. 4More txt CNJ

Answered - 51 days ago at 8:46pm on Apr 06 2012

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Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Thanks!

Answered - 1136 days ago at 12:00am on Apr 18 2009

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Answered by Kelvin S. - 1157 days ago at 5:02pm on Mar 27 2009

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is. Thanks!

Answered by Vickie F. - 1157 days ago at 4:48pm on Mar 27 2009

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. I love Chuck Norris jokes. Thanks for letting me look for another one.

Answered by Amber L. - 1157 days ago at 4:33pm on Mar 27 2009

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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. More?

Answered by Brian B. - 1158 days ago at 8:43am on Mar 27 2009

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up after a long night of partying... he throws down! Thanks for using ChaCha!:)

Answered by Bryan H. - 1158 days ago at 8:41am on Mar 27 2009

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. ChaCha!

Answered by Becky P. - 1158 days ago at 4:33pm on Mar 26 2009

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Thanks!

Answered by Rebekkah E. - 1174 days ago at 9:24pm on Mar 10 2009

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Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.

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