Here's a joke: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. ChaCha!
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. ChaCha on!
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring
