Can you send me something funny?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Answered by Julia S. - 1157 days ago at 7:24am on Mar 28 2009

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Answered by Stephen D. - 1158 days ago at 2:23pm on Mar 26 2009

Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it. ChaCha on!

Answered - 1161 days ago at 7:33pm on Mar 23 2009

Scientists say they've found a new link between depression and obesity. Not surprisingly it's a sausage link. Keep ChaCha-ing! TY!

Answered by Jessica K. - 1162 days ago at 1:39pm on Mar 23 2009

Ever notice when you're driving, anyone going than you is an idiot and everyone faster than you is a maniac? ChaCha!

Answered by Asher S. - 1174 days ago at 9:04am on Mar 11 2009

Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Thanks for using ChaCha!

Answered by Trina C. - 1183 days ago at 10:07am on Mar 02 2009

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a party pooper! Keep doing the ChaCha and have a nice day!!!

Answered by Brenda T. - 1186 days ago at 2:42am on Feb 27 2009

What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Answered by Amanda B. - 1186 days ago at 6:46pm on Feb 26 2009