Can you tell me a Mitch Hedberg joke?


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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg Thanks for asking ChaCha!

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"Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kinda like they're MORE!

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Here's a Mitch Hedberg quote for you: "I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. "

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Whenever I walk somewhere, and someone hands me a flyer, it's like they're telling me, "Here, you go throw this away." ChaCha!

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I like the FedEx guy, because he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he's always on time. ChaCha!

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"Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes." -Mitch Hedberg. Thanks for using ChaCha!

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"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was." Mitch Hedberg

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