Can you tell me a real funny joke?


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Funny Joke What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

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What do you get when you play a country song backward? You get your job back, your house back, your wife back, your truck back.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall???????????? D---

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First you forget names, then faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. -G. Burns

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked that's why I am knocking!

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them. ChaCha!

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it. ChaCha!

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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

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