Can you tell me a Yo mama joke?
Yo mama's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so fat, sets off car alarms when she runs! 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so fat, they could hold the Olympics on her left butt cheek. 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number! 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince! 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs! 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads 'one at a time, please'! 4more txt YMJ
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Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl! 4more txt YMJ
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What is a really funny yo mama joke?
Yo mama's so ugly, that yo daddy first met her at the pound!
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What is the funniest Yo Mama joke?
Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money. ChaCh...
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Haha, that's funny - Yo mama so fat she put on a red T-shirt ...
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What is the best yo mama joke?
Yo Mama is so fat, she masterbates to a cook book. Thanks for...
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a red shirt all the kids yell...
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What is the best yo mama joke?
Yo Mama is so fat, she masterbates to a cook book. Thanks for...
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What is a really funny yo mama joke?
Yo mama's so ugly, that yo daddy first met her at the pound!
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What is the best Yo Mama joke ever?
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and...
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What is the best yo mama joke in the world?
Here's one of the best - Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of ...
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What is the funniest Yo Mama joke?
Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money. ChaCh...
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up ...
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Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumpin'...
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What are awesome yo mama jokes? Bat (<'8'>) Signal?
Yo mamma so fat, she went shoppin in high heels and came back...
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Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long ...
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Yo mama jokes translate in spanish?
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you 'What is the number for 91...
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Haha, that's funny - Yo mama so fat she put on a red T-shirt ...
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What is the best yo mama joke?
Yo Mama is so fat, she masterbates to a cook book. Thanks for...
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sit...
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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone bo...
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Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long ...
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What is the best yo mama joke?
Yo Mama is so fat, she masterbates to a cook book. Thanks for...
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Haha, that's funny - Yo mama so fat she put on a red T-shirt ...
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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone bo...
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Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long ...
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sit...
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sit...
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What is the best yo mama joke?
Yo Mama is so fat, she masterbates to a cook book. Thanks for...
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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone bo...
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Yo mama's so fat, that when the whales saw her they started s...
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Haha, that's funny - Yo mama so fat she put on a red T-shirt ...
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Fat is a nutrient that is essential for the body to function normally. Fat supplies energy to the body and makes it possible for the other nutrients to do their jobs. Unfortunately, we often consume far more fat than is necessary, which can lead to excess cholesterol and obesity, which are two factors that increase the risk of heart disease.
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