Can you tell me some yo mama jokes?


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Yo Mama Joke Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn"! ChaCha on

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Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family! 4more txt YMJ

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Yo mama's so poor, that your tits are real! 4more txt YMJ

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