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Chuck Norris was the 4th wise man. He gave baby Jesus the gift of Beard, which he carried with him until he died. 4More txt CNJ
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
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