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Chuck Norris: All Chuck Norris wants for Christmas is your 2 front teeth.
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Chuck Norris: The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich.
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Chuck Norris has Braille on his boots so that even blind people will know what's coming.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so smart, Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.
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Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the world down.
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Chuck Norris had a comic book deal with DC but it was canceled because he has no weaknesses.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in slaughter well before the Joker did.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pees.
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Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. ChaCha!
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Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
About Metallica
Metallica is a thrash-metal band from Los Angeles, California, consiting of James Hetfield on vocals and guitar, Kirk Hammett on lead guitar, Lars Ulrich on drums and Robert Trujillo on bass. The band has sold over 100 million albums worldwide.
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