Do you have any Chuck Norris jokes?
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up after a long night of partying... he throws down!
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I got one for you, Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. ChaCha!
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A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris.Touching him cured the man's blindness but the roundhouse kick to the face blinded him again.
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When Chuck Norris calls 900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and $3.99 a minute falls out. Go ChaCha!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. ChaCha!
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. MORE???
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris! ChaCha on!
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, is an American movie and television actor, political activist, and former undefeated Karate champion. Chuck Norris is also famous for inspiring the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes which attribute superhuman and impossible feats to the actor.
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