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What are some short, funny quotes about turning 21?
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What are some funny quotes from the band One Direction?
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What are some funny quotes from the show Victorious?
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What are some short, funny quotes about turning 21?
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets be...
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Funny Quote: I have nothing to declare except my genius. -Osc...
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What are some short, funny quotes about turning 21?
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What are some funny quotes from the band One Direction?
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its p...
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What are 10 funny spongebob quotes?
Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, an...
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Come see my film. If it not success,I will be execute. Iarriv...
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Here's a hippie quote: "When the power of love overcomes the ...
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its p...
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ...
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What is a funny graduation quote?
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What is a funny Michael Scott quote?
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"Good things come slow - especially in distance running." Tha...
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