Facebook statuses?
Shadow froze to the ground today. Damn it's cooooold! # knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear. # thinks it's dangerous to use metal utensils when it's this cold. # knows it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer. # knows it's cold when he sees the squirrels throwing themselves against the electric fence.
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'Grandma complained no one ever calls so I put a How’s My Driving bumper sticker on her car The phone pretty much rings off the hook now '
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"Grandma complained no one ever calls so I put a “How’s My Driving?” bumper sticker on her car. The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."
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Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are. It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats. You get what you pay for.Yes you do, nothing proves this more than toilet paper
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Facebook statuses is full of funny, weird and bizzare status updates for your facebook or twitter pa. ChaCha!
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A funny Facebook status update is "The BP oil is seeping into Bedrock. I'll bet Fred Flintstone is furious." ChaCha again!
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Funny Facebook status--Theresa C. is OCD and gathering her thoughts in alphabetical order…
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