Fml?
FARK: Suspect flees from police on moped. Gets tazed for amazing escape efforts (news.kfdi.com) 4More: FAIL
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FML stands for 'f-ck my life'. Or did you mean FBML? This is Facebook's language (API) for developers who want to create custom apps.
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FAIL: 'It's peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. If you don't know why this is funny, u are old. And if you started singing this, you FAIL by default. 4More: FAIL
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BADSIGN: Bathroom sign reads: 'This room is reserved for training' (It's ok, I like to practice #1 and #2,..) 4More: FAIL
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CRIME: Crook trying 2 evade police crashed through ceiling, landing at the feet of the cops searching 4 him. (TA-DA) 4More: FAIL
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BADSIGN: Police catch robbery suspect 2 blocks from crime, waiting in line to get pizza. (that sum bad munchies, man) 4More: FAIL
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DARWIN: A man accidentally shot himself when, awakening 2 the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it 2 his ear. 4More: FAIL
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CRIME: Knuckleheaded bankrobber heists a small bank, then flags down a ride for his getaway. As if that's not stupid enough, the kind driver ended up being an undercover detective. (Ever heard of a get-away car, Clyde?) 4More: FAIL
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FARK: Cop fired for using pepper spray on 61-year-old woman,.. after he stopped her 4 having over-tinted windows,.. 4More: FAIL
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About Escape
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