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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. 4More txt JOKE

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend. 4More txt JOKE

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If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. You have to let nudity happen. 4More txt JOKE

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 4More txt JOKE

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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah.' 4More txt JOKE

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 4More txt JOKE

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The fight we had last night was my fault. My wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust. 4More txt JOKE

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Something you will never hear a Redneck say: Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 4More txt JOKE

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