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Funny Quote: The worst time to have a heart attack is during charades or a game of fake heart attack. -D. Martin 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 25 days ago at 1:03am on May 04 2012

Funny Quote: Americans will put up with anything, provided it doesn't block traffic. -Dan Rather 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 49 days ago at 8:52pm on Apr 09 2012

Funny Quote: People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege. 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 55 days ago at 5:13pm on Apr 03 2012

Funny Quote: One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool. -Edgar Watson Howe 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 67 days ago at 6:57pm on Mar 22 2012

Funny Quote: I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? -Zsa Zsa Gabor 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 90 days ago at 2:24pm on Feb 29 2012

Funny Quote: He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 98 days ago at 12:17pm on Feb 21 2012

Funny Quote: I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. -Les Dawson 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 98 days ago at 11:10pm on Feb 20 2012

Funny Quote: Free advice is worth what you paid for it. 4More txt FNQ

Answered - 98 days ago at 10:27pm on Feb 20 2012