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Funny Quote: I have nothing to declare except my genius. -Oscar Wilde 4More txt FNQ
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Funny Quote: Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -Benjamin Franklin 4More txt FNQ
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Funny Quote: Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. -Anonymous 4More txt FNQ
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Funny Quote: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. -Whitney Brown 4More txt FNQ
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Here's your quote: Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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